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Bill was born in the small town of Stratford Upon Avon Warwickshire.
He had 7 siblings and was the oldest of all the sons. His father was a
glove maker and merchant, and his mother well... She was a whore...
Not really, but she was the daughter of a Roman Catholic and in those
days, the government woulda rather you been a whore. Truth. When Bill
was 18 he knocked up a farmers daughter, and he was forced to marry
her. He was later forced out of Stratford when he was caught having
sex with a girl in the deer park belonging to the local Justice of the
Peace.
In 1588 he arrived in London and joined an acting troupe. By 1592 He
had become famous, and went on to write such famous plays as King John
and Troilus and Cressida. Oh and I think there was one in his
repetoire somwhere about a pedaphile named Romeo, and one about a
christmas Ham... I think.
He has since died, but that hasnt stopped him from writing such
splendid rap songs as Gangsta's Paradise, F*** the Police, and
California Lovin'. It is rumored that if Simon Cowell is to be removed
from American Idle, Billy Shakes easily leads the way as the new
replacement as an english prescence on the show.
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